Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

He is polishing his pole. XD

He is polishing his pole. XD

ewstorchauthor:

nat1blogging:

xaipher:

D&D for the Rich

This is a small series of really well crafted gaming tables for D&D that I wish I could afford for my gaming group. Click the source for more pictures of each table.

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One day.

Oh. My. Glob.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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seeing your crush like 
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thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

Is this a thing

Lol

This is what happens when we stay up past nien o’clock.

colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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my-fandom-life:

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amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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Omg dying!

There was a story told here with only a couple of words.